Sunday, October 3, 2010

For Faheem Noor

This post is specially for Faheem Noor. Have a good laugh, Faheem!!

One student wrote in the continuous writing for the topic: AN UNFORGETTABLE PERSON.
....My mum has A wavy hair. Has A big eyes. She has A fair skin, and A white teeth.

Another one wrote on the same topic:
I have a fierce father, a beautiful lady mother, four handsome boy brothers...

On the topic: THINGS I WOULD DO FOR MY FAMILY, a student wrote:
I am a good cooker.

How I wish I have a magic wand and turn these students into toads or just stones!!
I am very SURE that I have taught them where NOT to use articles. I am not sure what is the gender of other people's mother. And I do not know the brand of the cooker the girl claimed to be!Zanussi? Panasonic? LG?
OMG!!
So you see Faheem, teaching is a dangerous job!! One may get killed reading compositions of such manner.


2 comments:

MeEhaF Le'FaZ said...

OMG. I was laughing my ass off.seriously teacher..it was so hilarious, they sound so innocent..like a newborn! But kalau dah ajar, tulis macam nie jugak, memang nak kena bunuh! But its hilarious...A white teeth, a wavy hair..i cant imagine how her/his mom look like despite all that description =)

Dalila said...

I get these kind of compositions thru out the year for many years.