Wednesday, November 17, 2010

INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HOSPITAL(IMH)

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the
truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare
tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he couldn't fish
the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he could do; he told
the patient the whole incident.


The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem...no
wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
"Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix
it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the
missing ones, easy as that"


The driver was very impressed and asked
"You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"


The patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"


A friend emailed this to me. There are other incidents at the IMH but I like this one best!!

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