THANKS

Thanks to those who hated me,they made me a stronger person.

Thanks to those who loved me,they made my heart bigger.

Thanks to those who were worried about me,they let me know that they actually cared.

Thanks to those who left me,they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.

Thanks to those who entered my life,they made me who I am today.

And thanks to the one who sent this to me.

VERY GOOD ADVICE

Following is a letter to his child from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster cum Child Psychologist. The words are actually applicable to all of us, young or old, children or parents!

“I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons.

* Life is unpredictable; nobody knows how long he lives.

* Some words are better said early.

* I’m your father, & if I don't tell you my own personal bitter experiences, no one else will.

1. Do not bear grudges towards those who are not good to you. No one has the responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I. To those who are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move. When a person is good to you, it does not mean he really likes you. You have to be careful; don't hastily regard him as a real friend.

2. No one is indispensable, nothing in the world that you must possess. Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go through life when people around you don't want you anymore, or when you lose what/whom you love most.

3. Life is short. When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the better you enjoy life.

4. Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with time and with one’s mood. Be patient, time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out of love.

5. A lot of successful people did not receive a good education, that does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard! Whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life. One can go from rags to riches, but one has to start from some rags!

6. I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, neither would I financially support your whole life. My responsibility as a supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether rich or poor.

7. You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so. You can be good to people, but don’t expect people to be good to you. If you don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles.

8. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we have together.

We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.”

DI PERSIMPANGAN

APABILA PERJALANAN HIDUPMU DI PERSIMPANGAN

KAU PERLU MEMBUAT KEPUTUSAN

TEPUK DADA TANYALAH IMAN

DALAM SUJUDMU CARILAH PEDOMAN

DALAM DOA HARAPMU POHONLAH PANDUAN

KERANA SEGALANYA ADALAH MILIK TUHAN

I WISH YOU ENOUGH

A FRIEND gave me this beautiful words that brought tears to my eyes.

"I Wish You Enough!"(c) 2001 Bob Perks .

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Goodbye."

AIRMATA

Kala hati dicalar duka
Airmata jadi tak berharga
Kala jiwa dicabar sengsara
Airmata jadi teman setia

Airmata
Mengalir dalam hati
Menitis dalam jiwa
Bersama lara tak kenal henti

SEGALANYA

SIAPALAH AKU UNTIK BERMEGAH DENGAN SEDIKIT KELEBIHAN

SIAPALAH AKU UNTUK BERBANGGA DENGAN SEKELUMIT KEJAYAAN

SIAPALAH AKU UNTUK MENGELUH DENGAN SEGARIS PENDERITAAN

SIAPALAH AKU UNTUK MERATAPI SETIAP KEGAGALAN

KERANA SESUNGGUHNYA

SEGALANYA MILIK DIA YANG MAHA ESA

MAKA PADAMU

AKU SUJUD

AKU SYUKURI SEGALA NIKMAT

AKU TERIMA SEGENAP DUGAAN

KERANA

HANYA ENGKAU MENGETAHUI SEGALANYA

SEGALANYA WAHAI TUHAN

LIFE

When you want something , it is not there/not available/no more there/gone forever.

When you do not want it anymore. it is there/always available/keep on being there/there to stay!!

Life is funny sometimes...

Hmmm...that is life I suppose...

TEACHER=ARTIST

Someone dedicated this to me. This someone was once a student in SMTM (sad to say, not my ex-student!!) and presently holding a high post with Sime Darby in Jakarta.I am honoured to receive such a dedication.

"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are so few as there are any other great artists. It might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck -1902-1968, Writer and Winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature.

SMTI

Pagi tadi pegi sekolah kerana diarahkan oleh Pengetua untuk menyambut rombongan dari Sekolah Menengah Teknologi Industri Padang, Indonesia.

Ada empat orang guru berserta dua ejen pelancongan dari Malaysia dan Indonesia.Mereka datang untuk membuat perbincangan awal mengenai lawatan yang dicadangkan pada Januari 2011 nanti. Mereka suka dengan suasana SMTM.

Pertemuan mesra sesama pendidik yg berlangsung dengan harmonis. Tapi yang paling memeranjatkan ialah sesi persekolah mereka yg bermula jam 7 hingga jam 6!! Ini adalah kerana sekolah mereka banyak menjurus kepada praktikal. Maaf bapak2 dan ibu2, saya enggak mahu jadi guru di sekolah anda!!

Kata seorang daripada mereka, pelajar2nya yg nakal menggelar sekolah mereka SMTI sebagai Sekolah Menengah Tanpa Istirahat!

Dictionary

i look up the dictionary

to find a word

to describe the feeling

burning inside me

but

couldn't find it

because

i don't even know

where to start

Hujan Petang

Hujan petang sering mengusik rasa. Aku jadi teringat kampung halaman, rindu pada yang sudah tiada dan terkenang hari-hari silam yang pergi dibawa angin waktu.

Jauh di rantau orang meski lebih suku abad tidak menghakis kasihku pada kampung halaman. Bayu Selat Melaka tidak memudarkan rinduku pada hamparan sawah padi di daerah kelahiran. Kota Melaka nan kukuh berdiri berabad lamanya masih juga tak upaya meragut ingatanku terhadap rumah lama tinggalan ayahanda bonda tercinta. Masih ada sisa rumah itu di tepi sungai, di belakangnya sawah padi yang menguning di hujung tahun seperti ini.

Akukah anak seluang yang jauh melaut tapi belum pulang ke tepi pantai? Akukah bangau yang terbang tinggi tapi belum juga kembali singgah di belakang kerbau?

Dan kalau aku pulang, hanya sekadar untuk mengutip rindu, apakah maknanya?

EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING I HAVE

EVERYTHING I DO

EVERYTHING I SACRIFICE

IS FOR THEM

IS BECAUSE OF THEM:

NURUL FATEHAH

NURUL KHALIDAH

NURUL NABILAH HANIS

THREE

I treasure the days spent with my gals. They used to be 3 little gals with long hair that I had to tie everyday. They used to be 3 little gals who love to read (and Alhamdulillah they still do) English books. They used to be 3 little gals who sometimes made me sad because I didn't have enough money to buy them nice things except books/scrabble set/non branded computer/cheap shoes and clothes.

Now they are 3 big gals who are doing well in their studies ( continuing their school-going days achievements), and sometimes can afford to buy me gifts for my birthday and mother's day. And now, with Allah's blessings I can afford to buy them better computers and little cars, though the branded clothes is still once in a blue moon affair.Now they are 3 big gals on the way towards a much better life than mine.

I pray to Allah that they will not have to go through any of the difficulties I had to face. I pray they will have better degrees than what I have secured through hardships. I pray they will have more money to spend on things they like.I pray they will find happiness till their last breath.

Whatever happens I am their mother and I will die a thousand times over for their sake.

ILMU YANG KUMANAFAATKAN

1. Roh para Nabi dan utusan menuju ke Syurga Adnin..

2. Roh para ulama menuju ke Syurga Firdaus ..

3.. Roh mereka yang berbahagia menuju ke Syurga Illiyyina.

4. Roh para syuhada berterbangan seperti burung di syurga mengikut kehendak mereka.

5. Roh para mukmin yang berdosa akan tergantung di udara tidak di bumi dan tidak di langit sampai hari kiamat.

6. Roh anak-anak orang yang beriman akan berada di gunung dari minyak misik..

7. Roh orang-orang kafir akan berada dalam neraka Sijjin, mereka disiksa berserta jasadnya hingga sampai hari Kiamat.'

Telah bersabda Rasullullah S.A.W:

'Tiga kelompok manusia yang akan dijabat tangannya oleh para malaikat pada hari mereka keluar dari kuburnya:-

1. Orang-orang yang mati syahid.

2. Orang-orang yang mengerjakan solat malam dalam bulan Ramadhan.

3. Orang berpuasa di hari Arafah.'

Memanjangkan ilmu kiriman emel Wan Hailah

Last day

19.11.2010

Today is the last day for the year's school session. But, MANY students are absent.They went back on Tuesday before Hari Raya Aidil Adha and they continue the holidays until today!!

So the school is silent, yes I mean real silent except for a few students who travel daily to school. I think there is around 20 students only.Hmm...this is expected from the beginning because SPM will start next Monday. Of course students who went back to places like Selangor and south Johor will not come back for the sake of one day!

I 'close' the register, write the names for December and attend the year end staff meeting where we are being given the duties for next year.

Farewell 2010 school session. This has been a challenging year for me. Though I have been not well for quite some time, I still manage to complete my duties. I thank Allah for HIS blessings, I pray for a better future and I seek HIS forgiveness for all my sins.

INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HOSPITAL(IMH)

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the
truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare
tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he couldn't fish
the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he could do; he told
the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem...no
wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
"Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix
it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the
missing ones, easy as that"

The driver was very impressed and asked
"You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

The patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

A friend emailed this to me. There are other incidents at the IMH but I like this one best!!

DOA HARI LAHIR

YA ALLAH, AKU SUJUD KEPADAMU MEMOHON KEAMPUNAN MEMOHON RAHMAT KESEJAHTERAAN, MENGHARAP REZEKI SELUAS LANGIT MEMBIRU MEMINTA KEMUDAHAN DALAM SEGALA URUSAN.TERIMA KASIH YA ALLAH KERANA MEMINJAMKAN AKU SEHARI LAGI UNTUK BERADA DI BUMIMU INI. TERIMA KASIH UNTUK SEMUA YG MENDOAKANKU.MOGA KEBERKATAN DOA ITU ALLAH PULANGKAN JUGA KEPADA KALIAN.

TERAKHIR

HARI INI HARI TERAKHIR DI USIA 47.

MOGA ALLAH PINJAMKAN AKU

SEJALUR WAKTU LAGI

UNTUK AKU MENEMUI ESOK

MOGA ALLAH PINJAMKAN AKU KETABAHAN

SEKUKUH GUNUNG

UNTUK AKU MENERUSKAN

HARI-HARI MENDATANG

MAN PROPOSES GOD OPPOSES

Early in the morning, with rain pelting on my windscreen I drove to my old college to attend a literature course. Met some old friends, got new ones. Carried out the first activity with enthusiasm.

Then there was the coffee break where the plastic spoons and forks were not enough for all the participants,( including me!!) to eat their fried noodles. When I finally found the spoon and fork and started eating I received a text message from my second daughter who was at home for the university long holidays. She had asthma attack.

Leaving the fried noodles half way, I snatched my bag, told the facilitators that I had to leave and came back to fetch her and took her to the hospital.

Spent some time there because she had to be given the inhaler.Then she was examined by the doctor, waited for the medicine and only then we came home. It was raining, the kind of weather that aggravated her asthma.

After having chicken soup for lunch, she took her medicine and rested in bed. She coughed and coughed and that made me decide not to go back for the course. My daughter's well being is not to be traded with the literature course. And that's final.

ENGLISH LANGUAGE WORKSHOP

The English Language Workshop for form 4 was held at the hall from 7.30 to 2pm. We received backdated issues of The Star and Galaxie from Star Publication for the students to carry out the activities.

The students were divided into 26 groups with 8-10 members in each group. In every group, the members were from the 9 classes. So they really had to cooperate with students from other classes.

The first activity was naming the group. Some of them chose such hilarious names such as PINK ELEPHANT!!The rationale: a pink elephant would be something very unique, like each and every one member in our group.

Another group chose the name MOSQUITO and they really smacked the insect and glued it on the paper!! When I asked the group leader to explain the rationale: because a mosquito is small but sucks blood...

Other names include: Crazy For Cash, Volkswagen, Chelsea, Broadband, Dazzle,Proximal and Tech Juniors.

One of the activities was writing obituary but NO human!!So there were obituaries for a cell phone,("died" because it fell from the 2nd floor!!) a notebook,(cause of death: tsunami!!) car(which belongs to my fourth wife!!), among others. My students were creative and talented. Its just that they lacked confidence and they were busy thinking of mischievous things.

When I gave them a riddle: I AM AN INSECT. THE FIRST HALF OF MY NAME IS THE NAME OF ANOTHER INSECT. WHAT IS MY NAME?

My colleagues and I laughed when one the students answered:

BUTTERFLY. I commented: IS BUTTER AN INSECT??

But the best answer that tickled us so much was:DRAGONFLY.

And I said jokingly: HELLO!!A DRAGON IS NOT AN INSECT, PEOPLE!

Do you know the answer??

Well, next year we will have another workshop, InsyaAllah.

Heart

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.

-Frederick Saunders

Solat Hajat

Semalam 4 Nov 2010 tatkala banyak sekolah sudah bercuti sempena Deepavali, SMTM mengadakan Solat Hajat SPM/STPM.

Sekolah tamat jam 12. 30 dan guru-guru diminta berada semula di sekolah jam 4ptg untuk Majlis Dialog dengan Ibubapa untuk berbincang keputusan Peperiksaan Percubaan SPM 2.

3.45 aku dah sampai ke sekolah tapi aku tak pegi ke Dewan jam 4 sebab aku nak solat Asar terlebih dulu. Dekat 4.30 baru aku pegi dan dah ada ibu bapa yg menunggu aku. Sebelum mereka bertanya aku dah siap-siap bagitau: Maaf ye, saya solat Asar dulu.

Agaknya kalau mereka nak marah pun tak jadi nak bersuara! Maka sesi tu berlarutan sampai 6.30. Tukar pakaian dan terus ke surau kerana Maghrib dah sangat awal sekarang. Baru saja angkat takbir untuk solat Maghrib, aku dah mula rasa terganggu. Sepanjang 3 rakaat tu, telefon bimbit seorang wanita( aku tak taulah emak siapa orang ni!!) yang hanya berselang 5 orang dari aku, asyik berbunyi. Sakitnya telinga aku.

Ada 2 hal yg buat aku jadi marah.

Pertama: Tuan punya telefon tak reti nak tutup atau silentkan telefon dia bila masuk ke surau. Tak biasa tengok agaknya pesanan syarikat telekomunikasi yg berbunyi: TIADA PANGGILAN SEPENTING SERUAN ILLAHI.

Kedua: Orang yang menelefon tu teramatlah bangangnya kerana tak sedar itu waktu solat. Tak boleh agak ke, kalau jam 7pm orang tak jawab call kau tu tandanya orang tengah mengadap Allah?

Imam Besar Masjid Al Azim sendiri yang imamkan solat Magrib/Taubat/Hajat dan Isya dan beri tazkirah yang ringkas, tepat, padat dan bernas. Intipatinya, Yang Berbahagia Datuk mengingatkan hadirin akan kehebatan DOA.

Tapi yang sedikit mengelirukan ialah ucapan oleh NYDP PIBG yg suruh budak2 spot soalan periksa dan kuasai!!Nasib baik Ustaz Musa yg jadi pengacara malis dengan nada bergurau membetulkan persepsi dgn kata-kata: SAYA CADANGKAN , SEBAIK2 CARA UNTUK SPOT SOALAN IALAH DENGAN SPOT SEMUA TAJUK DAN SEMUA BAB!!

Jawapan yg bagus Ustaz!!Saya sokong.

JALAN

Kususuri jalan berliku
Luka kakiku ditusuk kaca berbisa
Berdarah hatiku diguris duri tajam
Pun begitu
Berpaling tidak sekali
Kerana percayanya aku
Pada janji keramat
Di hujung jalan berliku ini
Ada cahaya melimpah sinar

NAMA

Semasa menjadi MC Majlis Graduasi Sijil Kemahiran Malaysia Sekolah Teknik/Vokasional Zon melaka/ negeri Sembilan pada 30 Oktober, aku telah menemui satu nama yang kurasa unik dan belum pernah aku jumpa. Aku tak pasti bagaimana nak menyebut nama pelajar itu: MIFTAKHUKUL JANNAH BINTI...(tak payah tulis nama bapa dia, nama biasa saja). Aku tanya pelajar tu: BAGAIMANA NAK SEBUT NAMA KAMU NI? MAU TERBELIT LIDAH SAYA NI. Dia ketawa.

Bila aku bertanya begitu, kawan-kawannya yang lelaki gelak macam mengejek Nama dia tukul cikgu, kata seorang dengan celupar!!. Aku dah rasa lain macam. rasa macam nak baling dengan microphone! Kau ingat nama kau hebat ke??Dengan selamba dia menjawab: MIF TA' KHU KUL JANNAH. Hati aku berkata-kata. Jannah ni syurga. Tapi yang bahagian depan tu apa maksudnya.

Tadi aku pun bertanya kepada rakan setugas, Ustaz Hassanudin Bin Adnan Al Hafiz. Jawapannya?? Sungguh buat aku terkesima dan kagum dengan ibu bapa pelajar itu. Maksud namanya ialah: KUNCI SEGALA PINTU SYURGA.

Sungguh aku kagum dengan ibu bapanya yang mendoakan anaknya dengan nama yang sedemikian baik. Malangnya, kawan-kawannya yang jahil mempermainkan namanya. sedangkan ada di antara mereka kalau diterjemah ke Bahasa Arab, nama mereka maksudnya, entah-entah kuda, takpun belalang!!

Dek kerana namanya yang unik itu, aku terpaksa menarik nafas dan menyebut namanya dengan cermat supaya tak terbelit lidah!!

Siapa kata kerja MC ni senang??Try sebut , MIFTAKHUKUL JANNAH!

Keluhan

Sudah beberapa hari aku tak sempat mencoret di sini. Minggu lepas adalah minggu sibuk untuk aku. Semenjak Isnin (25/10/10) aku terpaksa buat beberapa kerja translation utuk multimedia presentation tentang Sekolah Menengah Teknik Melaka. Semua tu kerana sekolah akan dilawati oleh pelawat dari luar negara bersama pegawai2 Kementerian Pelajaran. Pada masa yang sama aku kena buat teks ucapan untuk speaker Dewan Undangan Negeri yg akan datang ke sekolah pada 28/10/10 dan teks ucapan Pengetua dalam Bahasa Inggeris untuk dia berucap kepada tetamu-tetamu luar negara.

Pada hari Rabu 27/10/10 tetamu-tetamu pun datang. Aku jadi MC saja, tak ada buat lain pun.Semuanya berjalan lancar. Tapi bila habis saja multimedia presentation...Wakil pertubuhan di bawah UNICEF dari Filipina, Thailand, Afghanistan tanya macam2 soalan. Kerana semua org berpangkat tak menjawab, aku lah yg jadi tukang jawab!! Nasib baik soalan yg ditanya tu aku tahu apa nak jawab walaupun aku ni bukannya Pentadbir, bukan Guru Kanan Matapelajaran. Cuma Ketua Panitia Bahasa Inggeris saja aku ni!!Bakat aku sebagai debater betul2 tercabarlah hari Rabu tu!! Nak gelak pun ada, kerana kebiasaanku yang nakal, maka ada jawapanku juga berbunyi nakal!!Ketawa semua org !!

Semasa menunggu tetamu2 datang pengetua bagitau aku yang sekolah teknik yg di Bukit Katil nak pinjam aku untuk jadi MC Majlis Graduasi yang dikelolakan sekolah tersebu pada 30/10/10t. Aku akur sajalah. Pertama aku rasa aku tak boleh takbur dgn bakat yang Allah bagi pada aku. kedua; Pengetua sekolah tu sebelum ni adalah Pengetua aku di sini. Dia baik orangnya. Seganlah aku nak menolak!!

Hari Khamis aku jadi MC lagi untuk Majlis Anugerah Kecemerlangan Kokurikulum dan Hal Ehwal Murid. Kali ini aku jadi MC dgn Fazidah. Yang bestnya, aku dapat hadiah juga- Anugerah Unit HEM Terbaik. Budak2 suka ria tepuk tangan bila Fazidah panggil nama aku untuk naik pentas!MC pun dapat hadiah juga...Habis majlis aku jumpa Pengetua untuk pastikan tugas aku pada 30/10. Surat baru saja difax. Aku diarahkan pegi buat raptai dan kendalikan Majlis itu sehingga aku dikecualikan hadir ke ULKS pada hari Sabtu!!

Hari Jumaat aku tak pegi sekolah sebaliknya pegi sekolah orang. Dapat teks MC yg sudah disediakan. Aku rasa macam tak selesa baca teks org buat. Habis raptai aku balik dan mengadap netbook aku dan tulis semula keseluruhan teks!!Penat gak..tapi puas hati.Aku mana reti jadi MC, baca teks org!!

Pagi Sabtu raptai akhir. Balik rumah jam 12.30. Makan dan solat dan ganti baju. 2pm majlis berlangsung. Alhamdulillah semuanya lancar dan berakhir dgn jayanya. Tapi penatnya sampai hari ni belum hilang. Semasa kendalikan Majlis Graduasi Pertama Sijil Kemahiran Malaysia Sekolah teknik/Vokasional Zon Melaka/ Negeri Sembilan, aku jumpa kawan lama dan aku dapat kawan baru. Yang gelinya, Ketua Sektor pengurusan Akademik Jabatan Pelajaran heran macam mana aku boleh ada kat situ? Dia ingat aku dah bertukar ke sekolah tu. Aku jawab: Saya on loan di sini, tuan!!

Bakat yang Tuhan anugerahkan pada aku membawa aku ke berbagai majlis. Sungguh aku bersyukur Allah beri aku kepetahan lidah. Sunnguh aku bersyukur aku dipinjamkan kebolehan yang tak ada pada orang lain.

Keputusan

Mencari suaramu

Makin hilang dari kotak dengar

Mencari wajahmu

Kian pudar di arkib mimpi

Di manakah dikau

Nanar aku menunggu

Parah hatiku mengharap

Hadirmu membawa secangkir rindu

Kiranya

Kau mahu menjauh

Di jalanan berbeza

Aku enggan merayu

Kerana aku punya harga diri.

DI LAMPU ISYARAT

Berhenti di lampu isyarat

Merah yg menangguhkan laluanku

Berpaling ke kiri

Ada BMW325i yang segak bergaya

Hati jadi cemburu

Kerana tak mampu kumiliki

Apa kuidam

Kerana tak daya kugapai

Apa kuingin

Berpaling ke kanan

Ada wanita di usiaku

Mengayuh basikal berkarat rupa

Hati jadi pilu

Insaf bersyukur akan rezekiku

Allah beri kenderaan sederhana sempurna

Panas tak memijar

Hujan tak menghanyut

Ampunkan aku Ya Allah

Terlupa sedetik mensyukuri nikmatMu

Kerana godaan nilaian dunia

Terima kasih Ya Allah

Meminjamkan aku rezekiMu

Memudahkan urusan kehidupan

Mengutip rahmat yang Kautaburkan

Di segenap dataran dan lautan.

AKU MASIH DI SINI

aku masih di sini

mengutip sisa-sisa hari kelmarin

menghimpun mimpi-mimpi hari esok

mendepani cabaran hari ini

aku masih di sini

dengan seribu luka

di sebalik tawa

dengan sejuta sengsara

di sebalik senyum

aku masih di sini

menanti sinar

dalam doa harap

tak pernah bernoktah

REMARKABLE ANAGRAMS

REMARKABLE ANAGRAMS
This has got to be one of the cleverest e-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble.

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE...

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER